With Joe, The Potato, Biden royally screwing up the economy with his insane policies, we decided to give a little hope to all those affected by offering our website design and development services at greatly reduced costs to offset some of the hurt this administration is laying on us all.
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The Biden Administration had already done a solid job of screwing the pooch and our economy when the phrase "Let's Go Brandon" came into use after Fake News reporter Kelli Stavast tried doing damage control as chants of "Fuck Joe Biden" broke out by spectators at a NASCAR race on October 2, 2021. She failed at rewriting history and the phrase "Let's Go Brandon" was adopted by conservatives across the country from sporting events to social media as a more family oriented alternative to "Fuck Joe Biden". It has become almost a nationwide movement.
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